And around again...

And now for another tirelessly boring and unfulfilling day..and around again. Or is it yesterday...or does today reflect tomorrow. Does it matter? Let's assess... today I've learned that depending on wind changes my window squeaks at least once every five seconds, that a huge spider lives in my bathroom, and my house smells increasingly like decaying matter... that much to my dissapointment the hash potato in the college cantine is just potato with parsley in it (they could have at least shot for oregano), but that it tastes quite good with my cold salty soup. In browsing the internet I've discovered that when ladies confess (fhm's finest) it generally involves someone coming in their face as if it were the height of naughty lewdness, it makes me laugh how contrived most of them are, with a few genuinely disturbing tales thrown in to keep you on your toes,...for want of a better phrase. So what else...played a few games, made my cv, discovered that if I was somehow magicked off to a parrallel universe where I existed within the realm of Hogwarts, that I would belong to the Ravenclaw house, oh, and I learnt that when Coca-Cola began to be sold in China, they used characters that would sound like "Coca-Cola" when spoken. Unfortunately, what they turned out to mean was "Bite the wax tadpole", yes I do love coke. Shows what occupies my thoughts on an average day though right, and that's only skimming the surface of the higgledy-piggledy maelstrom that is my mind.
Now generally, I would have a huge problem with the structure of this rambling with it's random commas and rare fullstops but it has no meaning and should reflect that aswell.....oh yeah, most toilets flush in E flat, and punctuation was not invented until the 1500's