depressed reflectioNs on a mOrbid exisTence

....nah, just kidding!! This is a happy posting...or is it?? I mean it's not like I've ever been known for consistency. More like one tangent stream of intangible reasoning after the next. Hmmmm, I'm not sure this is going anywhere. I went somewhere though. Australia!! Who would have though it. Ok fine, it's not Yemen. It's kind of an obvious choice. The exciting thing is that I'm close to all these other places that are completely alien to me, ...and I have a chance to obliterate that ignorance....to go somewhere I never even dreamed of before...if I can just get a job. Well that kinda knocks all those romanticisms to hell doesn't it. It's soul-destroying really. I'm like roadrunner making deep ruts in the dirt I'm so eager to keep running...and that whole dirty concept of money is just holding me back with his horrible grimy hands. Or maybe it's really that new plague that's sweeping the nation...what's the name for it again.?! Oh yeah, sitonthecouchitis. This isn't turning out to be as cheery as I thought.
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There we go. Everything's fixed now, thanks to our friend the emoticon. *long sigh. I really hate it. More than saying like at the end of every sentence, and long hand-shakes, and fad-type catchphrases, ooooh, multiple exclamation marks,.....

Use your words people!!!