Stupid Calendar Phrase #1

I got a crappy tear-away calendar today with useful facts, and witty phrases.....tried to mimic the sound of a bullet going through my brain but it's really hard to translate (place helpful comments here...morbid bastards). No but really, I was asked three times disbelievingly if I was sure I wanted it..and of course I did. I mean it couldn't make my day any more boring right??

Today's phrase was..now prepare yourselves....it's life changing stuff this:

Forgiveness is a funny thing.
It warms the heart and cools the sting.

It rhymes and everything...I gotta say it really spoke to me...what with me being the most unforgiving bitch you'll ever meet. I mean you could say it's stubborness..but mostly it's just cold-hearted pettiness. I mean why would I let anything go, when I can use it to burn people with in arguments for years to come...thus proving I am always right, superior, just, and miserable.

I wish I was easier. I wish I was nicer. I wish I could be alot of things that I'm not...but I'll never forgive my parents, and I'll never forgive anyone else who makes me feel like nothing.