Clamoring Cacophony

Aaaargh! The radio....the endless drone..is the bane of my job...my life. A new bloody chart song..and when I say new I mean a mixture between Moon River and Wind Beneath my Wings!? How dare they get away with churning out the same old tunes with their greed, and profit-making schemes. Oh fuck it, I don't care. Screw taking the moral high ground I just want them to shut the hell up. I feel like stabbing myself in the eye, which demonstrates perfectly how out of my mind I am as I should surely be working on disabling MY HEARING ORGANS...that seems harder to do somehow but BLINDING myself will only increase my workload. I won't be able to break the radio because I won't be able to see it and I'll bleed on my shoes and...I like my shoes. Ah well, not today I guess!!